AI roast my business
Brutal feedback builds better businesses.
Submit your website, listing, social feed, menu, or ads. We return a brutally honest audit showing what looks cheap, what competitors do better, and what to fix first.
Clear priorities. Before-and-after direction. No padded agency deck.
The first cut
“Your offer takes 11 seconds too long to understand.”
Our promise
Honest enough to sting. Useful enough to act on.
$29–$99
Audit range
0
Fake praise
First
Fixes ranked
Inside the roast
We inspect the places your sales leak.
Not a generic score. Every roast connects a visible problem to the customer reaction it creates.
- 01
The cheap-looking signals
We flag vague headlines, mismatched visuals, stale listings, awkward menus, weak calls to action, and anything else that quietly erodes trust.
- 02
The competitive reality
Your business is judged beside alternatives. We show where competitors communicate faster, look more credible, or make buying easier.
- 03
The fix-first plan
You get prioritized changes and before-and-after examples, so you know what to repair now, what can wait, and what is not worth touching.
Need more than the diagnosis?
We can rebuild the weak parts, too.
Implementation packages from $500–$5,000 can cover sharper positioning, conversion copy, visual cleanup, listing improvements, and campaign execution. Scope follows the audit—never the other way around.
Audit first. Scope second.
No oversized retainer before we know what is actually broken.
Ready for the truth?
Stop guessing why people do not buy.
Send the customer-facing pieces you want reviewed. Brutaly Audist will tell you what hurts trust, what deserves attention, and what to change first.